I keep forgetting this image exists and I keep finding it again and again and it is never not absolutely perfect in every possible way.
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
The saddest word
in the whole wide world
is the word almost.
He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost waited.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles
When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once